Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
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And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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