I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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