Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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