I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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