end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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