You surviving the open bar?
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Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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