Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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