I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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