I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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