and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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