OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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