you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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