Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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