i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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