My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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