If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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