ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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