He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now