summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.