That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows