I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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