The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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