we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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