Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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