I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
