All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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