I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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