I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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