living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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