Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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