I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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