if you like me you must not know who I am
thus making me awesome and them whores
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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