god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
there was a trapeze. enough said
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I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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