When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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