Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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