He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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