At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
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