when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.