i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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