sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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