I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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