I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I am puke
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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