i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
The struggles of a small town man whore
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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