He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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