Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Life without a bra equals bliss.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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