Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
