Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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