Fuck appropriateness.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
nutella sex= disaster
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
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I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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