The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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