Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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