You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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