soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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