I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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