There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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