It's Friday. Sex?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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