just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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